"Connie" quotes

"Connie" Dobbs (then Marsh) as drawn by Gil Elvgren. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Connie Dobbs at Ask Dr Hal on March 30 2012

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These are quotes by and about Connie Marsh Dobbs, founding member and founding secretary of the Church of the SubGenius (1953) and founder of the Home for Slackless Children (1956).

Quotes by "Connie"

• Yesterday was Christmas and I got you from that nice boy, Bobby Dobbs. He cheats off my papers all the time, but he's so cute that I don't mind. I didn't get him a present, but I let him touch my cootchie once to say thanks. I also got new socks and panties from Grandmother Marsh. Her skin always smells like old wet towels. I hope I don't smell like that when I get old.[1]
• The dean of girls....said it was "inappropriate" to attend with three dates. Well, I say, if they didn't mind sharing me, what was the problem? (We certainly didn't have any problems later on the beach!)[2]
• Since it had originally been planned that it was just us girls, none of us bothered with swimming suits....FDR (President Franklin Delano Roosevelt) himself, turned and saw me treading water. He's not too fast on land, but damnation you should see that boy SWIM![3]

Quotes about "Connie"

• The dicks you can't see are always longer. (1957, in his cups in a bar after discovering his wife Connie had been having an affair.)[4]
• You're sweet 16 and how you tease me. Your loving words, o how they please me.[5]