Diagram from Intermediate Acubeating Training Manual, published in 1966 by Dobbstown Press

Acubeating (also known as "The Laying On of Sledgehammers") is a SubGenius healing art involving the transferral of pain between participants.

Dobbstown is the best place to receive certified Acubeating, as there it can be accurately compared to jungle-clearing on the chain gang for "Bob".

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