Asquire, or Saint Asquire T.S. Eliot Vicious, is the patron Saint of Fropless Children, and Co-Founder of The Kentucky Boys Clench (along with co-founders Rev Dr Lon, Rev. Justin Case (aka Dr. FuckFace) , and Rev. Country Bumpkin (killed mysteriously in a chemical fire).
He became ordained April 1st 1999, after being introduced to the Church by Dr. Lon.
With the Kentucky Boys, he made three pilgrimages to X-Day (4, 5, & 9).
Initially styling himself "Reverend Doktor Asquire" (which is heard in The Kentucky Boys Documentary), he abandoned these titles when made a Saint by Rev. Ivan Stang at X Day 4.
He was appointed Governor of Teenage Wasteland by Rocknar (The Governor of SportsLand) in 2003.
Since 2004 he has been a member of the Gay Teen Squad with Rev. Mary Magdalen, Cozmodiar, Saint Bucky, Rev. Alex, & LateBudieHollie.
He was famously neutral in the Domain Wars.
He can currently be found occasionally operating within the Taphouse Cabal.