Not to be confused with Bear Bawler or Bare Baller.
Bear Baller is a member of the Subgenius Universal Church of Kallisti (S.U.C.K.). Bear Baller was installed on June 7, 2024, at Bear Nuked.
Bear Baller likes playing with bear balls. Or bare balls. That's balls with pictures of bears on them, or balls that aren't in sacks. In ball games.