Blade Bane
Blade Bane is a member of Subgenius Universal Church of Kallisti (S.U.C.K.). Blade was installed on December 15, 2023 when he should have been doing homework or something.
Blade Bane is the bane of blades. He swallows them, and never spits them back up. That's right, this S.U.C.K. member sucks. On his S.U.C.K. installation, he was holding 23 swords in his belly. That sucks.