Hey everyone - I just discovered this wiki today. I love wiki's and being a 19-year-Subgenius I have a lot of stories and fun facts about our little cult I plan to plug into this site.
I live in a constant state of pain and death.
snartt is my pet slave child.
I just fixed all the Double Redirects. But there's lots more clean up to do?
Don't where to start? Start HERE.
My article Noble Gases is featured on Uncyclopedia!
Some of you might say didn't that already happen? No, this is the second Uncyclopedia and it's featuring it too! And did I sneak in "Bob"'s second favorite lover Goddess Eris?
if its good enough for Eris its good enough for the general public.
and check out these crib notes for Das Kapital to do some brain LIFTS http://www.sparknotes.com/philosophy/daskapital/
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Sometimes BOBBIE GIRLS are both SubGenii and Discordians. Others can be too. Is this a GOOD THING or a BAD THING? Does being a Discordian enrich or deplete your Yetinsyn blood? Will it make you smarter or stupider?
This website awards badges. These are autobot recognition to encourage edits. Do we need them? Do TRUE SUBGENII really need STINKIN' BADGES? Could some RANDOM EDITOR post a bunch of CRAP just to earn more BADGES?
There's a lot of STUFF here about the PreChurch and Early Church. Do the authors have EVIDENCE? Is there anything that proves this is TRUE SUBGENIUS PREHISTORY and not something a couple of BOBBIE GIRLS just made up?
Know what I think would be great? If EXPERIENCED SUBGENII were admins here. What do you think?
The Church of the SubGenius accepts anyone who mails in their $35 to Church of the SubGenius. As "Bob" famously said, "They may be PINK but their money is GREEN!"
But that doesn't give some wet behind the ears BOBBIE GIRLS the right to commandeer a SUBGENIUS PLATFORM! I have all due respect to Wikia.com I really do. Kudos for them for letting us be here. And yes, SGs, we have to follow THEIR RULES.
But as you TRUE SUBGENII know, some SUBGENII have a way of CIRCUMVENTING THE RULES. DON'T DO IT, of course. I'm on record pleading with you on BENDED KNEES. DO NOT VANDALIZE this site. DO NOT REWRITE ARTICLES. DO NOT REPLACE THEM with photos of "BOB" and CONNIE doing nefarious acts. DO NOT BLANK PAGES. DO NOT CHANGE the BOBBIE ADMIN'S user pages t…
I've been in a drought, but here's some of my "art (or something that smells like it)" which I've already shared on this here wiki.
I've been a SubGenius minister and Discordian P0PE since 1985, sometime around reading Illuminatus!
In 1990 I co-produced and co-directed the world premier of the play "Killing 'Bob'", while also operating the Tomkins Corpse.
I've been building the Interwebz since 1994.
The only truth is beauty; the only hope is action; the only slack is yours.
- You operated a corpse? Is that where "turn me on dead man" came from? Really that's cool you directed the play and I didn't know you were Discordian too. Miley Spears Discordian American Princess to the Stars (let's talk) 01:35, September 12, 2015 (UTC)
The Church of the SubGenius and Discordianism are very similar in some ways. But there are some major differences.
One of the major differences is headquarters and hierachy. The SubGenii's legal headquarters was in Dallas, Texas, but is now in Cleveland Heights, Ohio, although the Church headquarters is in Dobbstown, Malaysia. The Discordian headquarters used to be in Malaclypse the Younger's pineal gland, but now is in each member's own pineal gland. To become a full SubGenius, you must pay a membership fee. To become a full Discordian, you declare yourself one. However, while declaring yourself a Discordian doesn't get you cool stuff in the mail, becoming a SubGenius does and, as a bonus, it gets you eternal salvation.
As you can see as of this posting on "My Favorite Wikis," my interests include mythology and sex. As the Church of the SubGenius focuses on mythology and sex, this seems to be the right place.
I'm an admin at Discordian Wiki and adopter of Sexuality Wiki. While the former is going well, unfortunately the latter has run into a number of Wikia restrictions on content that had made it very difficult. In addition, Wikipedia has a plethora of information on various aspects of sex and has a much, much freer policy on what images can be posted. So the Sexuality Wiki is right now rather dormant.
Discordians and SubGenii have a great deal in common, and their numbers often overlap. So I'm here.