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− | + | Christians are a humourless [[cult]] which predates [[Mormons]] and [[Church of the SubGenius]]. They were founded by [[The Fightin' Jesus]] in the year zero. |
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After Jesus's crucifixion, 6 of his [[23]] apostles, who wore worried the Romans might crucify them too, decided to make peace with the Romans and established the Catholic Church in Rome in modern-day Italy, under the direction of Emperor Caligula. Meanwhile, another 6 out of the 23 apostles, who felt like protesting what happened to him and how the Roman Empire had treated him, established the Protestant Church in protest, in Wittenberg in modern-day Germany, outside areas of Roman control, founding the 6 original Protestant denominations of Lutherans, Calvinists, Anabaptists, Anglicans, Eastern Orthodox, and Unitarians. |
After Jesus's crucifixion, 6 of his [[23]] apostles, who wore worried the Romans might crucify them too, decided to make peace with the Romans and established the Catholic Church in Rome in modern-day Italy, under the direction of Emperor Caligula. Meanwhile, another 6 out of the 23 apostles, who felt like protesting what happened to him and how the Roman Empire had treated him, established the Protestant Church in protest, in Wittenberg in modern-day Germany, outside areas of Roman control, founding the 6 original Protestant denominations of Lutherans, Calvinists, Anabaptists, Anglicans, Eastern Orthodox, and Unitarians. |