SubGenius Wikia Clench

Marshall Applewhite, typical cult leader

There are many cults out there, such as Scientology, Raelianism, Satanism, the Cult of Cthulhu, Discordianism, etc., but the best cult of all is the Church of the SubGenius, with the highest customer satisfaction of any UFO doomsday cult out of all cults reviewed by Consumer Reports in its latest issue. Here is a typical recruitment video from one of our many rival cults:


Here is a tutorial on how to start your own mind control cult:


And this is a video of a cult leader begging followers for money: