Nancy and Sluggo cartoon

An Emergentile lecturing a Rewardian

A major schism in Church of the SubGenius is between the Emergentiles and Rewardians.

Emergentiles find their slack in getting things done that they want to be complete, often under pressure (deadlines, legal trouble, threat of physical violence, etc). They insist that the dogma of finding one's own slack means their choice is as valid as the lazy bum Rewardians, and often think they get a better "reward" than those who do nothing 24x7.

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