Recently discovered 16mm footage is proof of SubGenius Time Control Laboratories attempt to send a message back to the 1930's surviving yetisyn in attempt to pre-awaken a small clench to the arrival of "Bob" prior to his birth. Several attempts were made at restoring the footage and much of it is grainy but you must do your best to memorize it's every frame. We here at the San Antonio chapter of S.L.A.K. mistaking aired 2.3 seconds worth of this footage in the company of pinks only to watch them rise up and immediately send in for their ordainments and then chartered their voyages to Dobbstown for immediate gland-scaping and routine acubeatings. SubGenii be warned, this footage is very powerful.