Tiger Woods getting smashed in the face by a golf club wielded by angry ex-wife Elin Nordegren
Tiger Woods, like all World Cup Golfers. is allied with an alien civilizations. Most of them, like Arnold Palmer and Lee Trevino ally themselves with powerful alien civilizations. However, for some reason, Woods decided to ally himself with the Martians, one of the weakest alien civilizations in the universe. His reasons for doing this are unknown.