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Philo Drummond

Glen Rose, co-founder of Glen Roseola, in Glen Rosacea.

Ivan Stang

Glen Rose, co-founder of Glen Roseola, in Glen Rosacea.

Glen Rosacea, formerly known as Glen Roseola, is a city in and the county seat of SubGenius County, Texas, United States. As of the 2020 census, the city population was 2,659, some of which were human. Some are Yeti-human hybrids. And some are dinosaurs.

HIstory[]

The area was first settled in 1923 by J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, Constance "Connie" Marsh, and Glen Rose. It was named after Glen because at the time "Bob" and "Connie" were babies who were taken there by Glen Rose. And at the time Connie and "Bob" both had roseola.

When SubGenius County was formed on July 5, 1955 (or May 7, 1955), Glen Roseola was designated as the county bottom. (It was supposed to have been named the county seat, but that name was already taken.)

On May 7, 1998 (5/7), the entire city was destroyed by an explosion of the Philostangosophy Peak Nuclear Power Plant.

The city was brought back by a tornado on September 11, 2001. It was then renamed as Glen Rosacea.

The Motel Sex chain was founded there, and the Subgenius Church of Universal Kallisti began there.

Schools[]

Public schools[]

Glen Rosacea is served by the Glen Rosacea Organized School System, or G.R.O.S.S. The system's students have to serve Glen Rose III, grandson of Glen Rose, food and drinks during recesses and lunch periods.

The school system includes the following schools:

  • Glen Rosacea Hentai School
  • Glen Rosacea Junior Hentai School
  • Glen Rosacea Indeterminate School
  • Glen Rosacea Elemental Excremeditation School

Private schools[]

The city is also home to the private Yuck Fou High School.

College[]

A SubGenius college was organized in 1979. It was named Our College of the Flying SubGenius Monster. It was later sold to the Pastafarians who changed the name in 2005. The name was changed to Our College of the Frying SubGenius Monster.

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