"You can believe you're not going to hell, but you must first face the truth that you are in hell now." --J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
This reflects a cardinal rule of the SubGenius: the world ENDS tomorrow and YOU MAY DIE! We are living in the end times -- and always have been! There is nothing better waiting! Well, until the Pleasure Saucers arrive on X-Day - BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHEN THAT WILL BE! (It will be on 5 July 1998, but we don't know when that is). It could be tomorrow, so make the life you want now.