A theory on why X-day has not happened yet, is because of the CONSPIRACY. The CONSPIRACY created leap days and leap years to avoid us true subgeniuses from knowing EXACTLY when X-Day will happen. So, how many leap years and days have they stolen to set back the arrival of the pleasure saucers sex goddesses? 
The CONSPIRACY are also the ultimate cock blockers. The death of the prairie squids and the creation of leap days and leap years in order to drive the true SUBGENII from Bob's teachings. MAY YOU REGAIN THE SLACK THEY STOLE!!! Dobbs Damn them all!

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