This list includes a number of known or rumored SubGenius Clenches, but not all, taking as its core those who checked in the last time a roll call was made by

Because all SubGenii spontaneously form a Clench of one whenever one is left to fester in its own Slack, completing such a list is beyond any earthly power - except of course the office of the Sacred Scribe. This list is therefore limited to ones known to have contributed or even SHOWED UP according to the journals of record, such as zines, yeti folklore and the stains they left as their messages burned through the internet's undersea cable infrastructure (DO NOT pay heed to the "shark attack" false flag operation).

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