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Mormon translation

Joseph Smith? Or "Bob" of the 1800s?

A fine predecessor of The Church of the SubGenius, the Mormons believe in posthumously baptism to increase their membership. SubGenii take it a step further (as usual) and often ordain living people without their knowledge.

To become a pope of Mormonism you just need to send $5 to the Church of The Subgenius. Or maybe we're lying.

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