As with all official Church goods, when an ordainment package is purchased Slack immediately begins to flow in the direction of the buyer. When an ordainment package is received, the Mysteries of the Church (only HINTED at here on this wiki) will be revealed to the recipient. The contents of this Holy Package changes frequently over time, so we cannot itemize them here. One thing we know for certain - ordainment prices will increase. Eternal salvation used to cost much, much less. Why it wasn't too long ago when it was only a THIRD of the current price!