This is not a pipe. It is a PAINTING of a pipe. If it were a REAL pipe, you could grab it off the screen and smoke some frop in it RIGHT NOW.
Pipes are necessary to smoke frop. "Bob" is always smoking his pipe full of frop. Every SubGenius has a pipe full of frop and they smoke it nonstop. Often, SubGenii find a picture of a famous person smoking a pipe, and claim this is proof that the famous person is secretly a member of the Church of the SubGenius. This is especially convincing if the pipe looks exactly like "Bob's" pipe. Three pipes all smoking each other are the basis of The TriPipe, one of many SubGenius symbols. Here, watch this video about pipes:
