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Rev. Dr. Lon (sometimes just "Lon") is a founding member of The Kentucky Boys Clench along with Asquire, Rev. Justin Case, and Rev. Country Bumpkin.

Considered a God in the Fuck Pretty I'd Rather Be Lon Movement (circa 1999).

In 2005, the Lon Death Hoax succeeded in fooling many in the church into believing he had died.

Terrified of the cosmos.

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