The typical Rewardian lifestyle

A major schism in Church of the SubGenius is between Rewardians and Emergentiles.

Rewardians believe that slacking off all the time and not doing any work unless absolutely necessary is the best way to get Slack. They believe themselves to truly understand the Church's dogma of Slack and actually kind-of pity the stressed-out Emergentiles.

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