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SubGenius

A typical SubGenius

A SubGenius is a dues-paying member of the Church of the SubGenius, and the plural of SubGenius is SubGenii. Only SubGenii get to go to Planet X on the Pleasure Saucers when X-Day comes. SubGenii are descended from Yeti and are sometimes called Yetinsyny, and the ones obsessed with "Bob" are called Bobbies. The SubGenius must have Slack! The Brag of the SubGenius is the most amazing brag ever, and is true for any SubGenius. There are many Subgenius rituals, such as bobtism, casting out false prophets, excremeditation, and sexhurt. Here is a video of a typical SubGenius, Mark Mothersbaugh, lead singer of DEVO, where you can see how SubGenii usually deal with Pinks who try to ask them stupid questions:

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