"Bob" and "Connie" welcome you to the SubGenius Wiki!
(aka SubGenius Wikia Clench)
The SubGenius Wikia Clench needs freaks and weirdos like you!
The Church of the SubGenius was unofficially begun in 1953, and officially founded in 1955. That was by J. R. "Bob" Dobbs with Connie "Marsh" Dobbs and others. The SubGenius Wikia Clench was formed by an imaginary number of SubGenii led by General Public, to carry out the cynisacreligious Prophecy Crusade of SubGenius wiki ministry and spread the sacred word of the Living Slack Master to people who like to look at wikis, whether they be true Yetinsyny, Bobbies, or those no-good Pinks who are Conspiracy Dupes.
For more about our wiki, including its rules, read this. Also see Editing Tools and How to Write a Good Article.
Certainly, a lot needs to be done to create a good wiki here that "Bob" would be proud to read (if only he weren't illiterate). However, due to the enormous amounts of Slack that we dues-paying SubGenii possess, we have more than enough free time to do the necessary Forbidden Science to create the greatest, most slackful wiki that has ever been devoted to the subject of the Church of the SubGenius. The only question is, whether we of Yeti ancestry will actually be Emergentile enough to do it, or if we will just be Rewardians and slack off.
NYES, it needs to be done, but somebody ELSE can do it! Ignore this fnord at your own peril. For X-Day draws near, the final day of reckoning, and if you haven't paid your dues, you will NOT be Ruptured onto the Pleasure Saucers, dear friend. Eternal salvation or triple your money back! That is a deal that can't be beat by any of the 23 other fly-by-night Satanic UFO mind control suicide cults trying to corrupt our youth. Contribute bulldada to this wiki, OR KILL ME!!!
- The Mgt.
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3 November 2025
- 23:5123:51, 3 November 2025 Waran Nabadeed (hist | edit) [199 bytes] Miley Spears (Message Wall | contribs) (New) Tag: Visual edit
11 October 2025
- 15:3015:30, 11 October 2025 Shamlicht Kids Club Day 2025 (hist | edit) [2,403 bytes] Dolphin Bluex (Message Wall | contribs) (Created page with "''This article was jointly written by Shamlicht Kids Club nestlers and nestlings of Purple Ferret's Nest and Nest Roving Bear.'' Purple Ferret's Nest, its spinoff Nest Roving Bear, and guests celebrated Shamlicht Kids Club Day in 2025! The whollyday was something of a mashup with 2025's earlier Minnie Rock Grove.") Tag: Visual edit
6 September 2025
- 02:2702:27, 6 September 2025 Ten Gam Sue (hist | edit) [523 bytes] Dolphin Bluex (Message Wall | contribs) (Created page with "'''Ten Gam Sue''', LA, is a member of the Subgenius Universal Church of Kallisti (S.U.C.K.). Ten Gam Sue was installed on June 6, 2025, at Minnie Rock Grove. No one was sure if Sue came from Los Angeles or Louisiana. Or if Sue had 10 legs, 10 friendly conversations, or 10 schools of whales. It was finally learned it was all the above. And is a law agent. And is a whale with 10 legs.") Tag: Source edit