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| + | ==The SubGenius Wikia Clench needs freaks and weirdos like you!== |
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| − | ==Welcome to the SubGenius Wiki== |
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| + | The Church of the SubGenius was founded in 1953 by J. R. "Bob" Dobbs. Until recently, we had a wiki on [http://www.modemac.com another website], called The High Weirdness Project, but the owner of that site, Rev. E. W. Modemac, decided to take it in a new direction, devoted to cast iron cooking, which he thinks is somehow "magic". This was after Rev. Modemac had been a faithful servant of "Bob" for hundreds of billions of years. |
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| + | Obviously, this heretic had strayed from the true path of Dobbs, and a new wiki had to be created to cast out false prophets such as him, and to continue the wiki ministry which he had so slacklessly abandoned. So the SubGenius Wikia Clench was formed, to spread the sacred word of the Living Slack Master to people who like to look at wikis, whether they be true Yetinsyny, Bobbies, or those no-good Pinks. |
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| + | Certainly, a lot needs to be done to create a good wiki here that "Bob" would be proud to read (if only he weren't illiterate). However, due to the enormous amounts of Slack that we dues-paying SubGenii possess, we have more than enough free time to create the greatest, most slackful wiki that has ever been devoted to the subject of The Church of the SubGenius. The only question is, whether we of Yeti ancestry will actually be Emergentile enough to do it, or if we will just be Rewardians and slack off. |
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| + | NYES, it needs to be done, but somebody ELSE can do it! Ignore this fnord at your own peril. For X-Day draws near, the final day of reckoning, and if you haven't paid your dues, you will NOT end up on the Pleasure Saucers, dear friend. Eternal salvation or triple your money back! That is a deal that can't be beat by any of the other fly-by-night Satanic UFO mind control suicide cults trying to corrupt our youth. Contribute to this wiki, OR KILL ME!!! |
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| + | - The Mgt. |
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Revision as of 20:19, 8 March 2012
The SubGenius Wikia Clench needs freaks and weirdos like you!
The Church of the SubGenius was founded in 1953 by J. R. "Bob" Dobbs. Until recently, we had a wiki on another website, called The High Weirdness Project, but the owner of that site, Rev. E. W. Modemac, decided to take it in a new direction, devoted to cast iron cooking, which he thinks is somehow "magic". This was after Rev. Modemac had been a faithful servant of "Bob" for hundreds of billions of years.
Obviously, this heretic had strayed from the true path of Dobbs, and a new wiki had to be created to cast out false prophets such as him, and to continue the wiki ministry which he had so slacklessly abandoned. So the SubGenius Wikia Clench was formed, to spread the sacred word of the Living Slack Master to people who like to look at wikis, whether they be true Yetinsyny, Bobbies, or those no-good Pinks.
Certainly, a lot needs to be done to create a good wiki here that "Bob" would be proud to read (if only he weren't illiterate). However, due to the enormous amounts of Slack that we dues-paying SubGenii possess, we have more than enough free time to create the greatest, most slackful wiki that has ever been devoted to the subject of The Church of the SubGenius. The only question is, whether we of Yeti ancestry will actually be Emergentile enough to do it, or if we will just be Rewardians and slack off.
NYES, it needs to be done, but somebody ELSE can do it! Ignore this fnord at your own peril. For X-Day draws near, the final day of reckoning, and if you haven't paid your dues, you will NOT end up on the Pleasure Saucers, dear friend. Eternal salvation or triple your money back! That is a deal that can't be beat by any of the other fly-by-night Satanic UFO mind control suicide cults trying to corrupt our youth. Contribute to this wiki, OR KILL ME!!!
- The Mgt.