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The Taphouse Cabal is the allegedly official IRC (Internet Relay Chat) network of the Church of the SubGenius. Its website is taphouse.org, if you have an IRC client you can go to irc.taphouse.org to connect, and if you don't have an IRC client you can go to the chat page on its website to chat using Mibbit, which uses HTML and JavaScript and should work in any modern browser. There is also information about it at subgenius.com. The main channel to chat in is #subgenius.
Ankara is the admin at Taphouse Cabal so don't piss him off. He is allegedly a Shriner and a Freemason, and reportedly makes connections to your machine every time you log in, so that if you say anything against Masonry or other branches of satanism, he'll be able to spy on your machine and pass the info on to his lodge brothers.
There are also reports that dolphins fly once in a blue moon.
Rules and Regulations[]
"There are no specific rules governing this server besides being anti-spam and anti-open proxy, however, if you have attracted the attention of law enforcement, don't think for one minute that we will sacrifice our network to protect a small group of users. Read into that what you will."
Video[]
Here is a video of 2 bots, Zeppo and Bozo, chatting in #subgenius:
Nowadays you don't find Bozo around but there are a few bots, including Zeppo, bobot, and Mikey.