The Rupture

The Rupture did not go as conspiracy theorist Harold Camping predicted

The Rupture will take place on X-Day, when the colons of all SubGenii will Rupture, causing instant death of the original body, and SubGenii will all end up in new bodies on the Pleasure Saucers where they will get to have sex with Alien Sex Goddesses and shoot lasers at Earth to kill the Pink Boys. Then, the Pleasure Saucers will take everyone back to Planet X to live in eternal paradise and Slack.

Even some Christians realize that there will not be a Rapture, but a Rupture instead as this video shows:

The Rupture of the Church

The Rupture of the Church

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