THERE IS NO "BOB"!
IT'S ALL A LIE MADE UP BY THE CONSPIRACY!
THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS IS THE CONSPIRACY!
THE NORMALS FIGHT THE CONSPIRACY!
BE UNREPENTANT! GET A JOB! QUIT SLACKING OFF! AND FUCK THE NONEXISTENT "BOB"!!!!!
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