Third Nostril

This child was one of the Malaysian natives who survived experimental OverMan psychic surgery to open the third nostril performed by SubGenius Doktors in Dobbstown

The third nostril is necessary to whiff-read someone else's pstench, and only OverMen and UberFemmes have third nostrils that have been opened. The psychic surgery to open the third nostril can only be performed at a top secret medical lab in Dobbstown, deep within the jungles of Malaysia. While any SubGenius with Yeti ancestry can easily make it through the surgery unharmed, any human who would ever attempt to have the surgery would die during surgery, since humans only have 2 nostrils. Everybody knows that!

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