Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods getting smashed in the face by a golf club wielded by angry ex-wife Elin Nordegren

All World Cup Golfers are allied with different alien civilizations, and most of them, like Arnold Palmer and Lee Trevino ally themselves with powerful alien civilizations. However, for some reason, Tiger Woods decided to ally himself with the Martians, one of the weakest alien civilizations in the universe. His reasons for doing this are unknown.

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