Members of the Church of the SubGenius, known as SubGenii, all take or are given titles. Here are a few of the most common titles used (there are MANY, MANY others in use by SubGenii):
- Abbess
- Abbot
- Acolyte
- Adept
- Admiral
- Agent
- Alien Sex Goddess
- Amb. / Ambassador / Ambassadrix
- Angel
- Anti / Aunt
- AntiPope
- AntiPopess
- Anti-Virgin
- Apprentice
- Archanchel
- Archbishop
- Archdeacon
- Archdemon
- Archdruid
- Archduchess
- Archduke
- Astronaut / Cosmonaut
- Ayatollah
- Baron
- Baroness
- Big Boss
- Bishop
- Blessed
- Bro / Brother
- Bodhisattva
- Boss
- Caliph
- Cantor
- Cantrix
- Cardinal
- Catholicos
- CEO / Chief Executive Officer
- Chap / Chaplain
- Chairman
- Chancellor
- Chancellrix
- Chef
- Chief / Chieftain
- Colonel
- Commander
- Commander-in-chief
- Commando
- Commissioner
- Comptroller
- Conspirator
- Conspiratrix
- Consul
- Corporal
- Count
- Countess
- Czar / Tsar / Kaiser / Caesar
- Czarina / Tsarina / Kaiserina / Caesarina
- Dame
- Deacon
- Dean
- Demigod
- Demigoddess
- Demon
- Defender
- Detective
- Dictator
- Dictatrix
- Diva
- Dominator
- Dominatrix
- Dr. / Doc / Doktor / Doctor / Doctrix
- Druid
- Duchess
- Duke
- Earl
- Elder
- Elector
- Electrix
- Emir
- Emira
- Emperor
- Empress
- Epoopt
- Epopt
- Esquire
- Excremeditator
- Excremeditatrix
- Executor
- Executrix
- Fairy
- Father Superior
- Friar
- Führer
- Gen. / General
- General Secretary
- God
- Goddess
- Godfather
- Godmother
- Gov. / Governor
- Governor General
- Grand Duchess
- Grand Duke
- Grand Inquisitor
- Grand Inquisitrix
- Grandmaster
- Grand Mufti
- Grand Vizier
- Grand Witch
- Grand Wizard
- Guardian
- Guru
- HellPope
- HellPopess
- High Epoopt
- High Epopt
- High Priest
- High Priestess
- Holiness
- Illuminata
- Illuminatus
- Imam
- Imperial Witch
- Imperial Wizard
- Inquisitor
- Inquisitor General
- Inquisitrix
- Inquisitrix General
- IrRev. / IrReverend
- Judge
- Justice
- King
- Kommissar / Commissar
- Komrade / Comrade
- Lady
- Lama / Llama
- Leader
- Lieutenant
- Living Slack Master
- Lord
- Madam / Madame
- Maestro
- Mage / Magician
- Magister
- Magistra
- Maharaja
- Maharani
- Mahatma
- Mahdi
- Maid / Maiden
- Major
- Majrix
- Mama / Mother
- Marchioness
- Marquess
- Marshal
- Master
- Mate / Matey
- Matriarch
- Mayor
- Mayrix
- Messiah
- Minister
- Miss
- Missionary
- Mistress
- Monk
- Monkey / Bonobo
- Monsignor
- Monsignorita
- Mother Superior
- M.P. / Member of Parliament
- Mr. / Mister
- Mrs. / Missus
- Ms. / Miz
- Mullah
- Mufti
- Nazi Hell Creature
- Ninja
- Nun
- Offender
- Officer
- Ordained Minister
- Patriarch
- Papa / Father
- Pastor
- Pharaoh
- Pirate
- P.M. / Prime Minister
- Pontifex
- Pontiff
- Pope
- Popess
- Praetor
- Prairie Squid
- Preacher
- Prefect
- Prelate
- Premier
- Pres. / President
- Presbyter
- Priest
- Priestess
- Primate
- Prince
- Princess
- Principal
- Proconsul
- Prof. / Professor
- Prophet
- Prophetess
- Provost
- Queen
- Rabbi
- Rector
- Regent
- Rep. / Representative / Congressman / Congresswoman
- Rev. / Reverend
- Sacred Scribe
- Sage
- Samurai
- Sarge / Sergeant
- Savior
- Savirix
- Scribe
- Sec. / Secretary
- Secretary General
- Sen. / Senator
- Shah
- Sheikh / Shaikh
- Shogun
- ShorDurHus / Short Duration Husband
- ShorDurPerSav / Short Duration Personal Savior
- ShorDurWif / Short Duration Wife
- Sir
- Sis / Sister
- Slack Master
- Slack Mistress
- SpacePope
- SpacePopess
- Speaker
- Special Agent
- Steward
- Sultan
- Sultana
- Supreme Leader
- St. / Saint
- Unholiness
- Unk / Uncle
- Vicar
- Vicereine
- Viceroy
- Viscount
- Viscountess
- Vizier
- Warden
- Warlock
- Witch
- Wizard
- X-ist
- Yeti / Yetinsyny
- Yogi
- Zoltan
- Zoltana
Typically, the average SubGenius starts out taking one of these titles when purchasing an ordainment, and then gradually adds more titles and is given more titles by others, until the list gets many times longer than the list above. And each list of titles is different. No 2 SubGenii can have the same list of titles, or one of them has to go. J. R. "Bob" Dobbs has accumulated the most titles of anyone, although he can't even remember ANY of them.