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The theological basis of the TriPipe is very simple: "Bob" smokes the [[SubGenius]] in his pipe, Don smokes "Bob" in his pipe, and the SubGenius smokes Don in their pipe. Each pipe also has [[frop]] in it too. One of the many mysteries of every SubGenius [[pipe]] is the fact that it is larger on the inside than its size on the outside, and that a pipe can be inside something else that is also inside the original pipe. Ordinary [[Conspiracy]] pipes do not have any of these properties; however the properties of a pipe change depending on who owns it, so if a [[SubGenius]] goes to a tobacco shop or head shop and buys a pipe from the Conspiracy, immediately upon transfer of ownership, the pipe gains supernatural properties. The abilities of a SubGenius pipe to be larger on the inside than the outside (in fact, have infinite capacity) and to contain other things which contain it defy traditional Euclidean geometry and the laws of Conspiracy physics. However, these supernatural abilities are NOTHING compared to the supernatural abilities of the herb [[frop]]. |
The theological basis of the TriPipe is very simple: "Bob" smokes the [[SubGenius]] in his pipe, Don smokes "Bob" in his pipe, and the SubGenius smokes Don in their pipe. Each pipe also has [[frop]] in it too. One of the many mysteries of every SubGenius [[pipe]] is the fact that it is larger on the inside than its size on the outside, and that a pipe can be inside something else that is also inside the original pipe. Ordinary [[Conspiracy]] pipes do not have any of these properties; however the properties of a pipe change depending on who owns it, so if a [[SubGenius]] goes to a tobacco shop or head shop and buys a pipe from the Conspiracy, immediately upon transfer of ownership, the pipe gains supernatural properties. The abilities of a SubGenius pipe to be larger on the inside than the outside (in fact, have infinite capacity) and to contain other things which contain it defy traditional Euclidean geometry and the laws of Conspiracy physics. However, these supernatural abilities are NOTHING compared to the supernatural abilities of the herb [[frop]]. |
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