Poster for Slack Fest aka X-Day 27 in 2024
X-Day 27 aka Slack Fest was held in recognition of the Maydiests on May 2 - 7, 2024.
Advance notice[]
Advance publicity from The Church of the SubGenius said:
NO MORE SWELTERING ON 7-5!! NEW LOCATION, NEW DATE: Week of 5-7-24 pre-pre-X-Day Drill!
Slack Fest X-Day Drill Greenfield, Indiana $75 For All 5 Days of SLACK!
Begin May 2, 2024 End May 7, 2024 Location Mohawk Campground Address (address listed)
Event by Slack Radio Duration: 5 days SubGenius-Only Event! Must be a Member!!! $55 for the event $20 for camping per person. Pre registration highly recommended! Cheaper 2-day passes available
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Live radio shows, bands, walk-up theater, rants, Doktor Bands, bigish fires, plus other stuffs not thought of yet. This may be the only X=Day Drill for the year!! Must be a SubGenius Minister in good standing to attend!
Slack Fest Pre-Registration:
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Note: Rev. Ivan Stang has retired from producing (or attending) X-Day Drills, being content to pursue pure Slack in the comfort of stately, remote Stang Ranch. The Slack Fest Drill is produced by the trusted LORD FERG and many other X-Day Drill veterans. Attendees and presenters at this one will almost certainly include Dr. Philo Drummond, OverMan First Degree, and Sacred Scribe #274 Uncle Dr. Onan Canobite, along with the greatest of all true new SubGenius bands, Rubix Pube... among many others, hopefully including Dr. Hal.
X-Day 2024 Report[]
My fellow Yetisyn, the rumors about The Top Men Of Science™ in the science wing are true and they HAVE been using quantum communication devices to speak with The Top Men Of Science™ in the year 8991. Communication is spotty, but from what we gather, there is a quantum time warp stemming from the date of July 1st 1998. It is believed that the Pinks and the Normals have advanced their time dilation devices to the point where every nanosecond occurs over the course of several years. They have confirmed that X-DAY does, indeed, occur on July 5th 1998. It is hoped that The Top Men Of Science™ in the year 9881 are able to supply us with the information needed to dismantle the time dilation devices, but due to several generations of devolution and wild parties on X-Ist saucers, we do not know if they remember how they defeated the time dilation devices. The Top Men Of Science™ are working with the linguistics wing to see if they can find a better form of language to speak with the devolved mutants in the year 8991. My fellow Yetisyn… Do not give up hope. Do not give up your slack. The Subgenius MUST have slack. If not THIS X-DAY… then when??\
-- Wazog Bagog