X-Day 5

X-Day 5 occurred July 5th 1998 (2003) at Brushwood Folklore Center near Sherman, New York.Draft pages of The Subgenius Psychlopaedia of Slack: The Bobliographon were posted around the camp grounds (particularly in bathroom stalls) before it's later publication.

It was unique in that it featured #subgenius Camp in Alt.slack Woods using physical paper which "logged" the conversation of the attendees.

#subgenius Woods Log  (XDAY 6) (Transcribed by Phloighd)

Channel created by phloighd / RevSExmortis / RevLordSloth

phloighd sets mode +ooo Asquire Rev_Dr_Lon  JustinCase

phloighd sets mode +o AC808

phloighd sets mode +v Pisces

* phloighd sets topic to "Functionality Rocks."

* phloighd christens the portapotty

<RevSExmortis> the boogie woogie king from the mountaintop is what I am

* RevSExmortis is now known as RevSEx

<RevSEx> praise phloighd for bringing us the shitters!

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<Schabe> I'm not really here.

<Kari> I want an alias please, I won't give myself one

<phl> the butterfly is free, and INWO is too fucking complicated

<AC808> I dub thee MADAME KARI!

<RevSEx> Please don't mind my crack.  Thank Bob I'm not NUDE!

<phl> np: moistboyz III

<pisces> It has NOTHING to do with Scotland.

<RevLordSloth> Tony Roma's has everything to do with DICK!

<RevSEx> Country Bumpkin is a whipped little pink boy!

<RevSEX> I've been sleeping on a blanket of dead bugs!

* Asquire runs around nekked!

<RevSEx> If you're underage, film yourself masturbating.  Is it considered child porn to play it now (of age) to a bunch of friends?

<phl> Frop and Dec are here, in their usual spot

<Asquire> LOL! *cough*

<RevSEx> brb

<phl> afk

<RevSEx> back.

* RevSEx is not looking at Pisces' tongue piercing for fear of spooging over the rest of the channel

<RevLordSloth> I don't like SPAM!!!

<AC808> How can u have any pudding if you don't eat your Treet?

<RevSEx> brb

<phl> Blame me for all problems and mishaps, I can take it

<RevSEx> ah... 'nother cold beer

<RevSEx> afk

<AC808> TREET looks like a placenta w/a yeast infection!

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<phl> Moderation thru anti-short people technology

<RevSEx> I do not want this to become an us vs. them w/T-base, T-base is SLACK too!

* phl sets mode +o sifu13

* Asquire hates politics! :P

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<Decadence> Howdy!

<Decadence> where the *fuck* is everyone else?  Bastards!!

<Decadence> Finally!  my site is set and my head is high.  Hail Connie, my brethren!  It is time!!!

* RevSEx sets mode +o LadyDiana

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<PaterNostril> True Slack has come to Brushwood!

<RevSEx> Unplanned spontenaety???

* phl is now known as phlTaterCommando

[At this point after firing some taters, phloighd falls off the front of Asquire's van]

<RevSEx> ROTFLMFAO!!!

<RevSEx> Phloighd is no athelete.

<phl> fuck you all

<phl> afk

* RevSEx likes picking his nose.

<RevLordSloth> Bob loves 808 and 808 loves Bob.  hhhhmmm!!!???

<RevLordSloth sets mode +f (fire marshall duties) AC808

<RevLordSloth> Fucking Sexmortus, that bitch making me lose my train of thought!!!  Thank you Sexmortus! <heart> !!!

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<RJC> anyone awake

<Asquire> poo...

<RevSEx> LOL!  Phloighd lashes out at Lord Sloth!  [spilling beer, bongwater, and assorted items onto him]

* LadyDiana changes topic to "Can you feel this?  I'm going it as hard as I can!"

<RevSEx> Doc Frop is in da howse!

<phl> Have the ass-raping beavers followed us from a.s.woods?

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<Jesus> !list

* Jesus has been auto-kicked from #subgenius <what channel does this look like st00p1d?!?1?>

<Schabe> heh.

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<Jesus> you fuckers kicked me

<magdalen> :-)

<Jesus> Lamorz D00d

<Decadence> Oh god... I think it's pasta night!  every Sunday!  fucking great!

<Decadence> Oh wait... never mind... I'm at Brushwood!  I'm only hallucinating!  praze "Bob"!

* phl is now known as phlOuch-SuckItUp

<RevSEx> I am sooo fropped.

[Massive netsplit, typing ceases for several hours while repairs are made]

<Jesus> Good Morning

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<RevSEx> Dr_Lon: No, I can't possibly take a swig of your whiskey.  But thank you... Maybe l8rs.

<RevLordSloth> Fuck Bob, Hail Connie!

<Asquire> anyone awake?

* Rev_Dr_Lon is now known as Rabbi_Lon

<Rabbi_Lon> Shalom

* RevSEx changes topic to "Live sex around the campfire would get me to wank, what about you?  Type !list for more info"

* Rabbi_Lon is now known as Rev_Dr_Lon

<Rev_Dr_Lon> My only mission in life is to be danny from "Hey Dude"

<Schabe> Heh.

<Schabe> I wish weinholt was here.

<Schabe> He's the only one who ever ops me.

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<Colonel'Kat'Suit> Ask me about the new #subgenius botnet.  Expect to pay for the info.

<RevLordSloth> I have such a @%#! woody! I'm going to give dr. Lon a mowhawk with his permission!!! :) :) :)

<Pisces> Asian women are hot!

<Pisces> It's more like jackhammers with dildos

<phl> Lon: "I'm highly flammable"

<Pisces> Oh the blowy thingy

* phl changes topic to "Unexplainable manifestations of friendliness"

<Rev_Dr_Lon> Let's all find out if we're gay

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<Twobeans> ...

<phl> wtf is an "erection fart"?!?! Yeah, Lon, let's all find out if we're gay

<RevSEx> I want more erections.

* Turkish and Brazilian spammers wish you a happy Xday jejejejejeje

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* DJShaver in da hause! ____________

* Asquire wakes back up...

<Asquire> Bobot, seen Stang?

<bobot> Stang was last seen 14 weeks, 3 days, 11 hours, 52 minutes ago, saying "AFLAC!" in #13013

<slackbot> Have Slack!  Have Slack!  HAVE SLACK!!!

<Asquire> Slack?

<slackbot> Have Slack!  Have Slack!  HAVE SLACK!!!

<phl> Timestamps are for the weak.

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<Cozmodiar> w3rd.

<Cozmodiar> Cheers!

<Boffin> puff puff!

<Cozmodiar> Let's set a bunch of people on FIRE.

<Cozmodiar> Remember the Crazy Dolls.

* phloighd goes to register.

<sifu13> what the fuck!?

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<SunNguyen> Hello all... I made it!

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<phl> they won't stop telling dead baby jokes

<Asquire> I rule!!!

<SunNguyen> !list

<RevSEx> Back.  I am so amazingly fropped out of my skull.  Wow... Oh shit.  Hot tub party, brb...

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<RevNickie> Writing on your little message thingie is precarious -- if I get hurt, I will kill you.

* Pisces screams "they're all gonna laugh at you" several times

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* Jaques sighs, "Fucking lurkers"

* Asquire drops a rock on phl

* phl mumbles a spell, turning Asquire into a much-needed chair.

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<AllieKatt> PHPTFLP

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<Warkey> BOLLOCKS!  ARSE!  DRINK!  PECK!  BISCUITS!

* Utah slaps Prostata around with a large trout

<phl> Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, dammit

<RevSEx> I need help masturbating

<phl> don't scroll it, write at will

* phl sets topic to "If you're not going to take from a Connieite, you're never gonna get a blowjob"

<Cozmodiar> Plastic Gastropod Scream!

* Cozmodiar sets mode -c

<Cozmodiar> this channel is now colored.

<RevSEx> DrLon is gay, fuck him if he can't drink w/o a soda.  LOL, you fool.

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<Cozmodiar> HAIL ERIS!!! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA

<TwoBeans> Sexmortus is muh bitch!!!11!

<RevSEx> ERIS CAN SUCK MY COCK!

<phl> *KINGS* of feedback

* phl changes topic to "Quit fucking me so I can sleep"

* phloighd enables Internet Relay Camping interface 0.3, removing danger to short persons

<phl> It works, mostly.  Hooray!

<Asquire> np: "Monkee Bone," the Flaming Homosexuals

<LadyDiana> You are all a bunch of horny fuckers.  I never saw a group of men so fixated on dick.

<RevHarryS.Johnson> TYPE !!?# if you want to see Mongoloid Porn

* phl sets topic to "Sacred Chair of Retard Porn"

<RevSEx> Channel closed, BBL

* phl is now phlAway GO AWAY

* phlAway returns, post-thorazine

<phl> Fire Fire FIRE!! HAHAHAHAHA

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<RevChuckCanuck> was here!

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<magdalen> Bucky & Asquire sittin' in a tree!!!

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<TV-X> HOY

<bobot> I forgot what I know about Hoy

<evilgoat> J00 R OWNED

<Asquire> Hello?? *echo*

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<RevRash> 'ello

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<fathertom> MMHMM

<phl> rain make owie

* phl changes topic to "Bribery encouraged, as usual"

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<t9> !list

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<Wei> carrot.

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<phl> (singsong voice) We get to kill, we get to kill...

<Stang> ah-OO-gah

<Wei> ooh-aah gah!  heungh!

<t9> Rules for Killer at registration or ask SolCat or I.

<Asquire> Hey Stang!  Hey Stang!  Hey Stang!

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* Bucky is now known as BuckyDrunk

* BuckyDrunk giggles as he falls over

<magdalen> go harass people that don't have wristbands or seasonal camper badges!!!

<magdalen> GO GAY TEEN SQUAD!!

<RevSEx> AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!

* phl changes topic to "Home of the Slack Goons"

<LadyDiana> I represent a major threat.  Do *not* fuck around with me.  I *will* rip your lips off.

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<Jimbo> I will eat your SOUL!!1!

* Jimbo goes to find some ketchup.

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<Samhein> Thanks for not saving us a spot.  Love ya anyway.

<RevSEx> Heading out for the evening.

<RevSEx> BBIAB

<SolCat> mrow?

* Katsu[it] purrs.

<Boffin> Save me a <illegible>

* Asquire sets topic to "I NOW RULE 'OR KILL ME RADIO'"

<RevRash> Xday report...

<RevRash> If you were there, I wouldn't have to explain.

<RevSEx> FUCKIN ROCKNAR!  BBIAB, werkin on getting subGTV online.

<phl> "Old fashioned loaf," heh heh

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<Moon> Remember - purple crayon girl?  that's me if I met you and not if I didn't.

<Samhein> Where are the nude girls?  I was promised nude girls!

<AC808> I dub Jimbo "Mr Noodle"

* Jimbo flies screaming onto the sky, spleen first.

<Jimbo> WHEEEEEEEE!!1!

<phl> np: white stripes "there's no home for you here"

<RevSEx> LOL!  7am July 5th 2003

<Katsuit> bobot, seen the X-ists?

<SolCat> where were y'all this morn?

<temujin9> Killer delay until noon.  All players must get picture by 11AM.  OOOK!

<Jimbo> Killing is my business, and business is good.

<Moon> the pond was quite an event.  An odd experience and the thought of leaches in my orifices drove me away...

<phl> the duckbot refuses to die.

<RJC3> [??] I'm not a homo!!!

<sifu13> why does it hurt when I pee!?

<AC808> why isn't the duckbot on the killer list?

<temujin9> nope, sorry.  No bots.  they're annoying rules nazis.

<phl> like we're not?

* Jimbo brandishes a knife.

<Jimbo> Any phallic objects found in the vicinity of my face WILL BE STABBED.

<Moon> It's NOT PHALIS if it's the Real object!

* phl sets topic to "Fuck Regret"

<SolCat> Fuck "Bob"!

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<GovRocknar> ugh... #subgenius sucks!

* GovRocknar has been kicked, on general principles

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<theMadScribbleh> uh, is this the smahflorers <?> site, I'm looking for recipes.

<RevLordSloth> Fuck Bob, he screwed us all again!!!

<RevSEx> As grotesque as he may seem, Rocknar Rocks!  PRAISE ROCKNAR!

<Asquire> !list (hehe)

<fathertom> Arrgh Data pirates

* Cozmodiar sets mode +b *!@pink*   /msg operserv Getpass #subgenius    /Kline Uberserv*!*@*.*

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* Decadence ping timeout...

<SolCat> has cigarettes for a lucky few who find her

* Bucky giggles

* Jimbo gestures, rudely.

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<skullY> !list

<phl> it's your own script, aren't you immune?

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<RevSEx> I gotta get a strap-on

<RevSEx> for my ASS!!

<Asquire> I rule, you all suck!

<TV> BLUE LIGHT

<TV> BLUE LIGHT

<Bulldaddy> you mean a strap-on ass?

<RevLordSloth> Whoohoo to 808, sexmortis is easy to make a bitch!

<Cozmodiar> I don't know that's necessarily true.

<Cozmodiar> Praise Rednecks 4 Bob!

<Cozmodiar> Praise "BOB"!

<Topper> Praise #subgenius for their bountious weiners.

<Asquire> ...*looks around*...

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<Rabbi> Why do I know this much about bondage gear?!

* Rev_Dr_Lon sets mode +b *.*

<Rev_Dr_Lon> HAHA My plans have worked

<Asher> you poo puffer, stop trying to take the chan.

<RJC> Hello

<RevSEx> Good mornin' all.

<RevSEx> Hello?

<RevSEx> Anyone?

<RevSEx> Good to wake up to the sounds of yeti-love, But it's time to go.

<RevSEx> Packing up now... L8RS ALL!

* RevSEx has signed off until next year

<phl> so last night Magdalen trolled us

<phl> she said we were a bunch of pussies, and they were gonna come kick our asses

<phl> tried to ask why she felt the need to troll, but she got huffy and walked off; she'll never know how much I love her

<SolCat> So long and thanks for all the fish.

* SolCat has logged off #subgenius

<Asquire> BBIAB

* Asquire has quit IRC <going home>

<RevDrJack> well, we're still fucking here.  Take a deep breath, exhale, bend way down, grab your ankles, and send your "love offering" issuing into the nostrils of the Con for One More Year!  Later, all.

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<Rev_Dr_Lon> Oh holy shit, what's that!!!

* Rev_Dr_Lon has quit irc <my fingerrrrr>

<Jimbo> Soon you shall witness the discting advantage of having no scruples whatsoever!!1!

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<Cozmodiar> seen Rev_Otto

<Ankara> I have opened the second asshole and inserted the extra-sensory butt-plug.

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<DrShep> just lurking.

<Boffin> !!seen MyAss

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<SolCat> change name to Xday Sex Central! :)

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<Rev_Otto> Dook Dook Dook

<Boffin> All property is theft <illegible>

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<Kitty> Huh?

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